“So, the good news is that the brakes on Bob work very, very well. I'm very proud of my brakes. The bad news is some dude totally slammed on brakes right in front of me causing me to slam on brakes and the person behind me to slam on brakes. But luckily, all of our brakes work very well, so yay brakes! And I'm alive and everybody's car is OK and nobody even stopped. It was just kinda a pile up of brake-slamming. The first guy was only slamming on his brakes because he had almost missed his turn or something. He's the one I kinda wanna kick right now. But uhm... Yeah, so I'm alive. Feelin' very happy to be alive. Woohoo!
Transcribed by: wolfeskitchen