Much like pineapples, I am hardcore. (thisgirliknow) wrote,
Much like pineapples, I am hardcore.
thisgirliknow

ah-haaah I'm JEWISH. Take THAT, SANTA!

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In January I bought porn for lizblizz (-10 points). Last month I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In August I set anditut's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Tuesday I gave pandora48sch a kidney (1000 points). In July I donated bone marrow to teenonfire4lord in a life-saving procedure (300 points).

Overall, I've been nice (524 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!

Sincerely,
thisgirliknow

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