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ah-haaah I'm JEWISH. Take THAT, SANTA!

Dec. 5th, 2005 at 6:04 AM

thisgirliknow

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In January I bought porn for

lizblizz (-10 points). Last month I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In August I set

anditut's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Tuesday I gave

pandora48sch a kidney (1000 points). In July I donated bone marrow to

teenonfire4lord in a life-saving procedure (300 points).

Overall, I've been nice (524 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!

Sincerely,
thisgirliknow

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wolfeskitchen

Dec. 5th, 2005 11:29 am (UTC)

You didn't buy ME porn!

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pandora48sch

Dec. 5th, 2005 02:28 pm (UTC)

Thanks yet again for the kidney, I don't know where I'd be without you.

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thisgirliknow

Dec. 5th, 2005 10:27 pm (UTC)

either dead or waiting for another transplant match, I suppose.

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pandora48sch

Dec. 6th, 2005 01:36 am (UTC)

Wherever, I'm sure it'd be worse than my dead end job.

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Dec. 5th, 2005 06:20 pm (UTC)

Shouldn't you get positive points for buying porn for somebody?

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thisgirliknow

Dec. 5th, 2005 10:28 pm (UTC)

Well, she either a) didn't like it b) it was bad porn c) maybe Santa would be more impressed if I thought such a vile act was bad

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