If I have offended any of you, in any way, shape, manner, or form, real or imagined, then I apologize and beg forgiveness. If I have done anything to hurt, demean, or otherwise injure you, I apologize and beg forgiveness. If I have done or said over the past year that has upset, or otherwise bothered you, I sincerely apologize, and will do my best to ensure it won't happen again.
If you have done something in the above categories, don't worry. I know it wasn't intentional, and I would accept any apology you would make.
A very happy, healthy new year to all of you. L'shanah Tovah!
(taken from weirdjews and reworded)