Much like pineapples, I am hardcore. (thisgirliknow) wrote,
Much like pineapples, I am hardcore.
thisgirliknow
(Melissa goes by her parents house on her way home from work)

Melissa: Hey mom, do you have any extra toilet paper I can have? ::fake cries:: I can't afford it!
Mom: Yeah, if we have some in there, you can take it. Just make sure you're using only as much as you need so you can conserve it!
Melissa: Of course! I've been on the same piece for a week!
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