They've been through much since they were discovered in 2003, and currently sport several holes, a few bleach stains, and are quite ragged around the ankles.
Community Pants, you belonged in Gainesville and you lived in Gainesville. There is nothing more reminiscent of Gainesville than you. You were happiness and sadness. You were a life experience.
You've been in a seldom used drawer for many years now. You take up room that needs to be reserved for new memories, or at least new clothes.
The time has come for you to go. You will be gone, but not forgotten.