Let's look at the facts:
- The back door opens IN. He could have easily pushed it open.
- The back door has a dog door in it, through which he goes ALL THE TIME.
- When I called his name, he immediately jumped through the dog door and came to me.
I love my dog. I really really truly do. He is cute, funny, friendly, lovable, and just a bit dumb.
I was planning on vanishing my bench today, and now I'm not so much. I might re-organize my sunroom instead. The good thing about doing that is the lack of getting dressed and going somewhere. I don't necessarily want to be lazy, I just don't want to go anywhere.