First of all, I'm not going to let you do the work if you tell me you don't know how much it's going to be, and refuse to give me an estimate if I don't pay you $90 for your visit.
Secondly, don't answer the phone when you just woke up, and then scream at your wife to be your secretary. I can hear you. And I can hang up on you.
And never ever call me sugar.