So, yeah. Wow.
I called Critter Getter, and it's $125 for them to just come out and "assess" the situation on a weekday, would be more for that just for the assessment on a weekend, and then $$ on top of that for the removal. I also called the people that Capelouto recommended to me, but they haven't called back yet.
I really want to get rid of this thing as soon as possible.
Does anyone know of a good service to get rid of snakes? Or is anyone awesomely manly and strong enough to come stare at it with laser vision and/or otherwise get rid of it? I'm more than willing to negotiate a nice payment...
cross-posted.