I saved a little boy's life
(The facts are these:)
Coming out of Bobby and Jen's neighborhood, a little boy ran out directly in front of my car. He couldn't have been more than two years old. I slammed on brakes and swerved, and very luckily didn't hit him.
The mom was standing on the side of the road checking her mail. Apparently not paying attention to her son.
That was the scariest moment of MY day. I bet that was the scariest moment of HER life.
Watch your kids, y'all.