Spent the evening first with my sister, inflicting Jeopardy on her teenage soul.

And then (from 8 pm on) with... 'idk, my bff Bobby?' And his fiancee Jen (dude I accidentally typed Ken. Twice).

Los Compadres buffet night, where I saw the quite elusive D.K.

And then a hilarious session of board games, which Tuberculosis (read: T.B.) joined us for, PANCAKE, and me peeing like six times. In four hours. Seriously.

I am proud to say that my pee is sparkling clear as water. Unlike other people's pee that looks like Mountain Dew. Just saying.

Jen is starting to show and it's exciting.
Wedding talk got underway for next summer.
I need a groomswoman dress. Or a girl's tux. Or Tommy (read: Tuberculosis) to wear a dress. I think I'm going with the first one. I'm thinking a black dress with a bowtie around my neck. Hottt.

Today I told T.B. (read: Tommy) that I used to have a crush on him. Finally.

I'm leaving this public and hoping prospective employers don't take offense to my healthily clear pee.






Ehhhh?