One of the great things about owning your own home are all the coupons.

Not.

Seriously, though. It's like they figured out I could read, so why not read some coupons? And while we're at it, take out a home equity loan! Or a life insurance policy against the house!

I'm expecting a package and it's still not here. That makes me sad and upset. I have had too many issues with packages lately, it's almost enough to make a girl fly to Hong Kong to pick stuff up myself.