Melissa, my friend, I must make a confession,
It seems you and I have had this obsession,
With reading books of a magical nature,
Full of all sorts of mystical creatures,
However, this fancy will soon have to stop,
Before we end up trying to fly on a mop
Oh, it may seem innocent, it may seem demure,
But soon this addiction will have gotten us for sure!
On my bedstand right now, one has only to look,
To see that recently I spent thirty bucks on a book!