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Discreetly discrete

My (famous) brother has helped me out with the Count being discreet/discrete

[Enter Sesame Street Count, dressed in standard costume plus heavy gold chain necklaces. Strikes a pose.]


I'm the Count, showing up discrete and discreet
Play the numbers old school, cause I come from the 'Street.

from my one eye glass to my two feet on the floor.
If I give you till Three, better run for the door.
I'm better than live, 'cause I kick it Undead
You mess with the Count, you get a bat to the head.

My 'hood is my castle and I know every block.
Got my rhythm and my music on the keyboard I rock
I got Continental style, savoir-faire you can see
Ain't no discount, ain't no recount, no accounting for me.

All my ladies are Tens, 'cause they're looking so fine.
I always get their digits and they always want mine.
Keep it right and tight, in the dark of the night
Bring the lightning and the thunder make em feel alright.

Count Zero,
and out.

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thisgirliknow
Jan. 10th, 2007 01:26 pm (UTC)
Bender's dating service? You lost me.

My Stats professor was talking about discrete variables as being "countable" in the same way that The Count counts...1, 2, 3, etc. I have a thing for puns, and I wanted one for discreet/discrete (are puns puns if the words are homophones, but not the same word?)

I had no idea that PBS had stuff like that online until it was pointed out to me for this occasion.

Why are you so bored. Shouldn't you be studying for the Bar?
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thisgirliknow
Jan. 10th, 2007 06:36 pm (UTC)
I've seen Futurama exactly once. That's the show with the girl with the one eye? She freaks me out.

There should be no time in between! Study! Study! Study!

Why'd you move to Orlando?
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thisgirliknow
Jan. 10th, 2007 06:41 pm (UTC)
...but you have to pass the bar first. Gotcha.
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