Dominique, the Quality Vending guy, just came to fill up our machines and stuff, and on his way out he brought me a bagel (he knew I like bagels because one morning I asked if he could put some in there). Awww. Seriously, how sweet is that? Embezzlement, perhaps, but sweet.
So I'm eating another bagel. Couldn't let it go to waste. Couldn't give it away (it was a present!). Had to eat it.