(rephrased from a paraphrasation)

J: If Melissa were a candy bar, what kind would she be?
C: she would be a Zero bar- unobtrusive but surprisingly delicious

I really have made some good acquaintences here-- hopefully to turn into friends. There are a few unfriendly people but they are generally unfriendly to everyone. So yeah. Happy :). Even if it means I get compared to a Zero bar.