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overheard_usa
Overheard Everywhere
Fri, Jan. 8th, 2010 09:00 am

Guy to female bartender: Why don't we just date other people together?

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/proposal.html

Overheard by: rich


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clauderainsrm:
therealljidol
therealljidol
LJ Idol
Fri, Jan. 8th, 2010 09:06 am

There were some kids on the bus today excited that their preschool was having a pajama party today!

Which made me think, it's cold out today, no one really wants to get out of bed - why not have one here too??

It's LJ Idol's First Annual Pajama Party!!! Everybody Dance!

Unless of course you haven't turned your entry in yet -

http://community.livejournal.com/therealljidol/287103.html

in which case, no pajamas for you!!

Um, that didn't come out quite right. ;)


In the spirit of 3/4 of yesterday's facebook status updates - what color are your PJs?

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overheard_usa
Overheard Everywhere
Fri, Jan. 8th, 2010 06:00 am

Old Midwestern lady #1: All these kids bringing their videos games everywhere!
Old Midwestern lady #2: It's depressing! My son-in-law brings his laptop everywhere. Always on the internet.
Old Midwestern lady #1: Is he using one of those blueberries? Or blackpods?
Old Midwestern lady #2: I don't know, I'm just glad I'm old.

Newark, New Jersey

Overheard by: thankfully on a different flight


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overheard_usa
Overheard Everywhere
Fri, Jan. 8th, 2010 03:00 am

Student to friend: Could you imagine having a test tube shatter while it is up your ass, or worse? I know a girl that it happened to!

Cabra Dominican College
Australia
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mastergode
mastergode
Master Gode
Fri, Jan. 8th, 2010 01:35 am

No one likes a story without an ending, so I'm going to fill you in on what's happened with my heat.

Yesterday morning, I woke up and was freezing. When I went downstairs to let the heater repairguy in, it was 42 degrees inside my house. My breath was visible in the air.

The guy went into my crawlspace and lit the pilot light, and everything was fine. The heat came back on, there were no carbon monoxide issues, and everything was great. Yesterday, my house was warm.

Well, today it started getting a little cold in my house again. I checked the thermostat, and indeed, it was set for 80, but no heat was coming out of the vents.

So, reluctantly, I went down into the crawlspace. After much experimentation, I got the heater to come back on, but I have realized that the ignitor for my heater has died. Pilot light, ignitor, I have no idea what my unit has (because I haven't been able to find it), but either way, it won't light itself anymore. Every time I want the heat to come on, I have to put on my heavy coat and go outside (in the snow, might I add) and go into the crawlspace, then sit there in the cold and coax it to turn itself back on, and then light the gas manually, with a kitchen lighter.

That's how things stand tonight. So basically, I have no idea how cold it's going to be when I wake up tomorrow morning, and I have no idea whether anyone's going to be able to come out and fix it tomorrow. So I might have to do this several times a day for the next several days.

Why can't my house just be warm? T_T

I'm not sure if this qualifies as a FML, or a first world crisis, but either way, it sucks.

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overheard_usa
Overheard Everywhere
Fri, Jan. 8th, 2010 12:00 am

Middle-aged father to waitress, about loud toddler daughter: It's an emergency. We need some happy juice.

Restaurant
Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: silver
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xkcd.com
Fri, Jan. 8th, 2010 05:00 am


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cowkitty
cowkitty
Cowkitty
Fri, Jan. 8th, 2010 12:01 am


  • 14:09 onion.com/5vW66s via @TheOnion - Clint Eastwood Continues Desperate, 40-Year Attempt To Win Over Unimpressed Man #

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overheard_usa
Overheard Everywhere
Thu, Jan. 7th, 2010 09:00 pm

Middle aged drunk white lady, seriously: Dude, where's my car?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/363293196/its-just-so-sad.html

Overheard by: unicorn lover
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overheard_usa
Overheard Everywhere
Thu, Jan. 7th, 2010 06:00 pm

Hungover girl: Oh my god! Look at my hair, it's a mess! I look like a horse's vagina!

Flight above London
England
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LiveJournal Status Log
Thu, Jan. 7th, 2010 11:36 pm
The heavily armed monkeys guarding the servers currently report no site-wide problems.

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LiveJournal News
Thu, Jan. 7th, 2010 01:10 pm



It's been a momentous 12 months here at LiveJournal. We crossed a capital T at Ten years young. And, like most precocious pubescents, we celebrated turning double digits by publishing our first book! Needless to say, we've experienced some major changes, both inside and out. Before we recap, we'd like to thank you for bearing with us as we've struggled through ungainly growth spurts, identity pangs, and, yes, the occasional blemish. We hope you'll continue to stand by us: We're gaining wisdom with maturity.

Stuff you liked

  • Back in February, we placed a call for entries for our ten-year anniversary anthology in [info]lj_turns10. In December (less than a year later!), we officially announced the publication of Live Journal: The First Decade. Featuring an inspired collection of writing, photographs, and artwork from the pages of LiveJournal history, the book has been selected by Blurb.com as a top staff pick! We are proud to have played host to so much talent over the years, and we thank our contributors for sharing their extraordinary work.
  • We all love quirky surprises, but not when it comes to managing our account settings. This year we streamlined settings into one central account management area. No more sifting through FAQs to figure out how to control privacy settings, modify notifications, adjust mobile settings, or update contact information!
  • Being users ourselves, we realize our own mothers couldn't find us on LiveJournal based on our usernames and userpics alone (*heaves heavy sigh of relief*). But since there are times when we actually want to be found, we created a search tool--Find Your Friends--to help locate people by email address (it's in the Friends drop-down menu).
  • Spam counter-attack: The war against vicious malware and spambots reigns eternal, but we've been making serious inroads to ensure your online security. We've established new protocols, such as requiring email address validations. We've grown more savvy about ferreting out suspicious behavior. We've added features, like whitelisting, to help you protect your communities. Our valiant (i.e., overworked) spam avengers (a/k/a the LiveJournal ops team) are standing on red alert so you can sleep safely at night.
  • After an intensive beta, we launched My Guests at the end of the year, which lets you see who's been hanging around your journal. A number of you have even discovered secret admirers (not all of whom are creepy)!
  • Last, but by no means least, we want to thank our volunteers for providing invaluable support and feedback. Their Herculean efforts enable us to answer your questions more efficiently, identify spammers, reduce abuse, and deliver better features (through tireless testing). On behalf of the staff and the larger LiveJournal community, we are truly grateful for their diligence, intelligence, loyalty, and passion.

You got your fix

  • We recently debugged a number of the oustanding issues with the rich text editor so your entries look great regardless of whether you know html. You can read more about text editors here.
  • In response to user demand, we brought back international voice posting. Please note that this still needs more tweaking, and we are working on the one-minute cut-off issue. For more info on voice posting, read here.
  • At long last, we revived TxtLJ with Verizon. For more info on TxtLJ, check out the FAQ.

Paid features you enjoyed

  • In December, we introduced My Stats, which provides detailed data on who's been viewing your entries as well as statistics on commenting, RSS requests, friending history, and more. Despite a few early glitches, the response has been extremely favorable.
  • This year, we launched and improved Notes (i.e., the feature formerly known as Alias), which lets you add private comments on friends and commenters (it's in the Profile drop-down menu). This way you won't be caught red-faced when you strain to remember details about that wonderful LiveJournal friend who sent you a birthday vGift. For more info, read the FAQ.
  • When we first announced View friends pages by date, we thought it would be a quiet, minor enhancement. The rave reaction floored us, which made us all very happy. We gave it a fine tuning in February of 2009, so it's even better!
  • How embarrassing! It appears pingbacks have gone back to the shop for service. We’ll keep you posted. We didn't know just much you liked pingbacks until it went in for service. It's back and, judging by your irritation when it wasn't available, this is good news. FYI, pingbacks send instant notifications (via screened comments) whenever someone links to one of your entries on LiveJournal. For more info, read this entry in [info]paidmembers or check out the FAQ.

Mixed reviews

  • The search is still on. Some of you have reported getting more comprehensive results for keyword searches using the new Yandex search engine and like the ability to search within content categories (like entries or comments). Others have not been satisfied with the relevancy of search results. Please be patient. We're still tweaking this product.
  • This past December, we wanted to try out a new holiday promotion. Given the crap economy, we decided to offer our Paid/Permanent users a stack of $10 coupons to send to Basic/Plus users for paid account upgrades. We hoped you would like it. And some of you did, but many were disappointed that we didn't offer Give More as well. We want to thank you so much for letting us know. Your input will help us plan better in the future. Just FYI, Paid/Permanent users can continue to send out coupons through January 15th. Coupons can be redeemed through January 31, 2010.
  • We were pretty excited about Your Journal Your Money, which allows Paid/Permanent users to earn extra cash by displaying Google ads to Basic/Plus and logged out users. A number of you tried it. Some of you really like it. Others, not so much. (Just FYI, Paid/Permanent users who do not participate in this program will not view ads on journals. Participants will see ads on their own journal, but won't see them on other journals unless they specifically opt in.) For additional details, visit here.
  • We relaunched m.livejournal.com, our mobile app. While it offers a nicer UI and enhanced functionality, some of you think we can do better on load times. Like most of us, it's a work in progress. You can customize your mobile settings here. For more info, please read the FAQ.

Missing Inaction

  • We shudder to bring up the neon purple elephant squatting on our heads, but, yes, we didn't give you those a la carte userpics. We've been making radical improvements to our backend in order to support them. But no excuses. We know you want them. We cringe every time you mention them. We're sorry we dropped the ball on this, and we promise to do our best to get them to you in 2010.

Stumbling points

  • Back in early August, we experienced outages related to a series of DDoS attacks. We are proud to report that we were down a total of one hour over the course of a few days. We thank our heroic ops guys for getting us up sooner and more consistently than any of our less fortunate social networking friends. We apologize for leaving you temporarily stranded.
  • A couple of months back, we offered a free, unrestricted vGift, which induced a snowflake cookie avalanche. This resulted in backed up/delayed notifications, which, in turn, led us to reboot systems, rendering scrapbooks unavailable. It took a while to shovel free. Apologies for the inconvenience. We learned a valuable lesson that should keep us calamity-free in the future (fingers crossed while knocking on wood).
  • That darn Best Buy ad. First off, we're sorry about the audio auto-play (we got it turned off as quickly as possible). While it's true that we'll continue to show this type of ad to accounts that normally see them (never to Paid/Permanent accounts), we'll make sure the sound defaults to off moving forward. We promise to do our very best to keep ads to a minimum on LiveJournal, while keeping a roof over Frank's head.

Full steam ahead!

As we plunge headfirst into the next decade, we want to take a moment to look back and thank all of our employees, both past and present, who have worked so hard to create our unique and magical universe. We couldn't have made it this far without you: Your contributions brighten our path everyday. We also want to extend our heartfelt appreciation to each and every one of you. Whether you've been around for ten days or ten years, your humor, intelligence, talent, and creativity are what makes this the most vibrant global community on the Internet (the best place on the Web, in our humble opinion). Here's hoping that 2010 will be the greatest year yet! We thank you for joining us as we embark upon another glorious decade of LiveJournal history!


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overheard_usa
Overheard Everywhere
Thu, Jan. 7th, 2010 03:00 pm

Government teacher: The finance committee is sexy. Who wants to be part of the education committee, anyway? They're lame.

High School
Los Angeles, California
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LiveJournal Status Log
Thu, Jan. 7th, 2010 08:24 pm
The heavily armed monkeys guarding the servers currently report no site-wide problems, however, some users may experience some slow load times while we test some performance tuning changes on our databases.

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overheard_usa
Overheard Everywhere
Thu, Jan. 7th, 2010 12:00 pm

Woman #1: No, I don't know for sure if she's a vegetarian or not.
Woman #2: Well, she wouldn't drink coffee this morning.
Woman #3, nodding head: True, true.

Colorado Springs, Colorado

Overheard by: anabanana
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kolibri
One Small Hummingbird (Helicopter-Sized)
Thu, Jan. 7th, 2010 12:01 pm


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overheard_usa
Overheard Everywhere
Thu, Jan. 7th, 2010 09:00 am

Guy on bike to random guy: Hey, do you know where Saint pedophilia is?
Random guy: Where?
Guy on bike: Saint pedophilia. It's a Catholic church by Saint Thomas where the priests molest little boys and turn them into homosexuals. (bikes away)
Random guy, stunned: What the fuck was that?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/367412833/nobody-was-around-this-morning-to-help-him-take-his-meds.html

Overheard by: well, that was odd
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therealljidol
therealljidol
LJ Idol
Thu, Jan. 7th, 2010 09:04 am

Just reminding people, because no matter how many times I say it, some are going to forget: DEADLINE IS FRIDAY http://community.livejournal.com/therealljidol/287103.html

So make sure to get your entry in!

OK? OK.

***

So - frost on the ground here.

Not a fan.

*sets fire to internet in order to keep warm*

***

[info]scapegoat just let me know that she needs to drop out of the season to concentrate on this thing that I keep hearing about. Apparently you can *turn off* this box we all are staring at, and there are things to do out there? Important things. I personally don't believe these rumors, and hope that no one else does either because it seems like massively silly way to live. :)

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overheard_usa
Overheard Everywhere
Thu, Jan. 7th, 2010 06:00 am

Girl to friend: Like, oh my god! I just got mistaken for a sales clerk at freakin' Levi's!

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: seastardodell
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overheard_usa
Overheard Everywhere
Thu, Jan. 7th, 2010 03:00 am

Girl to friend: The Oscars don't really mean shit. I mean, personally, I feel it was a crime when they overlooked Eddie Vedder for best supporting actor in singles.

Atlanta, Georgia
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overheard_usa
Overheard Everywhere
Thu, Jan. 7th, 2010 12:00 am

Teacher: So, he gets this chick to marry him and she leaves her princess life in wherever, and now he's dreaming about mud!

Columbia, Missouri
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cowkitty
cowkitty
Cowkitty
Thu, Jan. 7th, 2010 12:02 am

  • 07:46 @KidGalactus Ugh. I never said I hate comics. Just because I don't draw them (anymore) doesn't mean I hate them. I'm still a fan, remember? #
  • 07:53 I left out grass and water for the camel. Now where is my present? :( #
  • 15:24 Photo: Day 5 of #Sketch365! Cartoon Cories & the Dreamworks Face. I picked up the fantastic book Creating... tumblr.com/xia5anl0f #
  • 18:21 Working on the playlist for tonight's Dr. Sketchy (@sketchyorlando). What songs remind you of @BrianFeldman? Should I add Scissor Sisters? #
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overheard_usa
Overheard Everywhere
Wed, Jan. 6th, 2010 09:00 pm

Guy on crowded bus to friend: My undies are going to smell like Mexican food for a day and a half.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/363428193/thats-what-happens-when-you-crap-your-pants.html

Overheard by: I don't want to know
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hpana
Harry Potter Automatic News Aggregator
Wed, Jan. 6th, 2010 08:00 pm

Back in December, we told you that "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" was on the list of fifteen films in the running to receive the "Best Visual Effects" Oscar at the 82nd Annual Academy Awards. That list has been shortened to seven, with "Half-Blood Prince" making the cut.

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overheard_usa
Overheard Everywhere
Wed, Jan. 6th, 2010 06:00 pm

Black teen girl to friend: He was like "you're so high you don't even know what to do!" and I was like "nigga, this ain't the first time I smoked!"

Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: Hancock
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ThinkGeek :: Clearance Products
Wed, Jan. 6th, 2010 08:57 pm

T-shirts in the Final Frontier look just like their long-sleeve counterparts, just shorter. These officially licensed tees take cosplay to a new and comfortable level.

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ThinkGeek :: Clearance Products
Wed, Jan. 6th, 2010 08:54 pm

This colander folds completely flat

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ThinkGeek :: Clearance Products
Wed, Jan. 6th, 2010 08:53 pm

LCARS FTW! These wall plates turn your boring and drab standard light-switches and US electrical outlets into something right out of Star Trek's 24th century! Install in seconds, and more fun than a quantum singularity!

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ThinkGeek :: Clearance Products
Wed, Jan. 6th, 2010 08:52 pm

Here's a way for you to celebrate Chaunuka and Christmas without setting your office, dorm, or other room on fire. Your choice between a Chaunuka Tree and a Christmas Tree - both with simple circuitboards and LEDs!

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overheard_usa
Overheard Everywhere
Wed, Jan. 6th, 2010 03:00 pm

Lady to man putting bagels in a bag: Are you getting those because you are Jewish?

Whole Foods
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: jigawhat
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ThinkGeek :: Clearance Products
Wed, Jan. 6th, 2010 08:43 pm

Warp from the small screen into the 3rd dimension

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ThinkGeek :: Clearance Products
Wed, Jan. 6th, 2010 08:42 pm

Fancypants way to wrap your small gifts

Price: $29.99


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ThinkGeek :: Clearance Products
Wed, Jan. 6th, 2010 08:41 pm

If you love your cellphone, give it a nice and comfy place to sit while charging. The beanbag cellphone chair is so comfortable, your phone is guaranteed to stay there until picked up!

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ThinkGeek :: Clearance Products
Wed, Jan. 6th, 2010 08:39 pm

Endorsed by 2nd graders the world over...

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ThinkGeek :: Clearance Products
Wed, Jan. 6th, 2010 08:35 pm

A clock using such advanced technology that all it takes to power is water!

Price: $9.99


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ThinkGeek :: Clearance Products
Wed, Jan. 6th, 2010 08:34 pm

Next time you roll for survival, roll with these extravagant adventure gaming dice. Choose from three different sets including actual bone, hematite and brushed steel. Never slay another chromatic dragon without a set like these again!

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ThinkGeek :: Clearance Products
Wed, Jan. 6th, 2010 08:32 pm

Every beer and caffeinated beverage needs a place to rest once in a while. How about one of these fine coasters made from recycled colored circuitboards? Six to a set. Get some and defend your furniture...

Price: $17.99


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ThinkGeek :: Clearance Products
Wed, Jan. 6th, 2010 08:28 pm

Set it up in one minute and shove it into the ground near your prized chrymanthesums. When the growing season is over, you'll have a visual record of their growth. This camera does time lapse photography the easy way (just set it up and forget it until mo

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ThinkGeek :: Clearance Products
Wed, Jan. 6th, 2010 08:26 pm

The venerable cube built for a new generation

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ThinkGeek :: Clearance Products
Wed, Jan. 6th, 2010 08:06 pm

Place an ordinary dice on top of a mirror. In real life, the dice has black and red spots like any good dice should, but in the reflection it has no spots. Turn the dice, move it around, still no spots. The effect works with no effort on your part.

Price: $19.99


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